toomanyfandomssolittletime:

So I watched Star Trek Into Darkness today and there’s this scene where one of the characters asks Benedicts character “Who are you?” and I swear I heard at least ten people in the cinema whisper “I’m the real”

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you-son-of-an-assbutt:

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

At least popcorn still has wings.. 
Since angels don’t

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

look at the stars

look how they shine for you

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

twisted-ducky:

Let me explain to you a thing