So I watched Star Trek Into Darkness today and there’s this scene where one of the characters asks Benedicts character “Who are you?” and I swear I heard at least ten people in the cinema whisper “I’m the real”
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
At least popcorn still has wings..
Since angels don’t
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
do she got a booty
Let me explain to you a thing